The story is that I’m a WoW player on a PvP realm(server). It is a PvP (Player vs. Player) server so that means the 2 factions of player can duke it out AT ANY TIME they see other faction player. I knew the risks and funs of it so I signed in for it. I played the Horde side however.

Things were going smoothly until at first the crossroad. It is the place for level 20ish toons to level and quest there. It is the Horde faction territory so Alliance faction mostly stays away from it. While I’m there. I noticed that there’s a lot of RAIDS on the crossroad town by the level 80 Alliances and that makes our leveling harder. Not enough, they killed the flight master in town too. So that means everyone in the crossroad town are basically cut off from the World as the town SITS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE as the flight masters are the only effective transportation method in the crossroad.

After I leveled enough. I leave for Tarren Mill. It is the Horde in the Hillbrads Foothill section which the 2 factions outposts sits VERY CLOSE to each other so there’s a lot of action and fun in there…until the Alliance decided to raid our outpost with level 80 guys so they can level there in peace and gain monopoly. That was unfair!! Luckily though, our level 80 guys came in to the rescue and BURNED their ourpost down to ashes. That is 2 times the Alliance are being annoying faggots.

And now…I’m in Stranglethorn Vale area. It is the same with Hillbrads except the outposts aren’t very near each other but still there’s  a lot of action going on. Now while I’m doing my business as usual. Some opposing player jump on me by surprise and killed my toon. It’s normal in-game so I didn’t get pissed…at that time. When I resurrect however I got killed AGAIN. I’m starting to get annoyed. He sits around waiting for my toon to be resurrected and kills me over and over again (note: resurrected toon got only a portion of HP and Mana)

NOW THAT DOES IT. PvPing for fun is one thing. But in-game harassment…I’m so going to remember this…

There’s also a lot of report of the Alliance players on my server are all being A-holes or average age of 10 as they got no conscience or moral nor any limits. Reports like me got killed and hunted by MUCH HIGHER leveled avatars are common. It’s ruining the game for the Horde side…but why the 80 toons are harassing lower level leveling-area? My guess is……….

OUR LEVEL 80s ARE OWNING THEIR 80 LOSER ARSES IN HIGH-END PvP so that’s why they’re preventing anymore Horde toons to be level 80. Haha

So if anyone playing online games with PvP system like this. Remember PvPing for fun — good, in-game harassment like above…

YOU DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!

First of all it is a good day to have a reunion. In my last post, I moan about the absence of my closest friends gathering for some fun. Today’s a lucky day. One of my fellow was here around the neighbourhood of Silom because he had an errand to run around here and he was free after his job so he decided to give me a call (few hours after I came back from Raffles).

Even though the others are busy. We both went to have some Japanese Shabushabu at Central World Plaza and checked on each other how our life sucks a blue whale’s balls and other thing. Apparently, even the most famous university here in Thailand lacks some quality teaching. No wonder why their graduates are so skilled because their “lecturers” just walk in the class, give some shitload of sheets and say read this or fail the exam then walk away so the students need to struggle to wear that graduates suit. Only the best of the best managed to graduate.

Anyways after our dinner. We both wanna watch G.I. Joe for some time now so we decided to go for it. Unfortunely, bad luck also join us in our reunion.

The regular tickets are unavailable. Only the “premium” tickets are available for G.I. Joe. Marketing strategy, making a blockbuster movie available only in 3D, World Class and Premium seat. Bloody Fawg. We gave some thought into it and the outcome is that we buy the cheapest “premium” ticket and it is 300 baht per ticket. Sah-weet-Gee-sus.

“Teh Premium” seat. What makes it so special is that the chair is replaced by the wide bean bag sofas with plenty of space and a blanket. So premium…yeah right.

But after the movie starts. I was dazzled by its awesomeness. Holy crap… helicopters, humvees ,lead bullets VS plasma weaponry, cyborg army and VTOLs plane. The outcome is obvious. After introduction to the “Joes” it turns out that the action is holy sweet mama of gawd… its outta this World. It would be scary if they really had things like the UBER nanobites, UBER plasma waffens and superduper-UBER secret base. Gawd did I just typed in German (or at least Germans word that I know)?

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10 / 10 ***** UBER *****

Screw the good for nothing but complain critics, internet trolls and the flamers those arsefaces can go eat a giant dung and burn in hell for all eternity. I RECOMMEND YOU TO SEE IT AT ALL COSTS WHETHER YOU NEED TO SKIP A CLASS, QUIT A JOB, BREAK UP WITH YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND. If you missed this there is no way to get the awesome action and excitement back even it came out in DVD like next 20 years later…Unless you got a load of money and have a 200″ x 350″ screen with uber sound system and it’s Blue-Ray disc with deleted scenes and loads of special features.

Now I think my life has come to the stage that is called ‘A calm before shitstorm’. It is quiet and boring as I have anticipated. Me and my fellows gone seperate ways since we went to college of our own choice to going after their own dreams (or women). It’s been hard lately to have a friendly gathering nowadays I cannot even call them as they are all very busy as out schedules don’t match anymore. It’s alright though, it’s just normal thing in life.

But the thing that isn’t normal is that I didn’t spend 3 years in high school as normal people does. I have spent only 1 year and graduated (courtesy of some education system which allows any student to take exam and pass if they can do matter how much year they spent). My fellows did 3 years though. It was a blast of how stupid and non-sensible way to live when we were like 15 or 16, how we all ended up in life-death situtation and still alive until today as we have each other’s backs.

Well now, it just a past. It can gets a little lonely sometimes, I don’t know what lies awaits for me in the future after this period of peace and serenity. But I won’t think much about it. My life is abnormal so whatever it is, it’s a total waste of time to predict because everything I’ve seen in my 18 years of my life are totally otherworldly. So I will just go on, just don’t think much about it. That’s how I went through (and slightly screw my life up a little bit) life.

Speaking of which, I think I kinda wanna move out and have my own place now. But with economy like this, I guess I will have to wait… till then I guess I will have to stick with this peace and quiet for a while, tomorrow might be a battlefield or apocalypse, Jesus might decide tomorrow is a good day for Judgement Day and picks us all up to heaven and hope he let those evil souls who deliberately ‘evil’ burn in hell.

P.S. Upload some pics later. I’m too ‘downed’ at the moment.

It is a dark comedy and slice of life anime. People either love it or just hate it. If you like serious anime you should might wanna skip it, but I promised if you watch it. You will be intrigue in it’s dark comedy, charm, cuteness and aroma of mysteries in the series which topped it upon the most watched anime in japan.

Ladies and Gentlemen…I give you…

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei – Goodbye Mr.Despair

Plot Summary

Itoshiki Nozomu, a high-school teacher who views pretty much everything in the World negatively was committing suicide by hanging himself from a Sakura tree. However he was saved by passingby Fuura Kafuka, an extremely optimistic girl who views the World very positive (near the point of not-being-sane) though her efforts to saves his life nearly killed him. She said that it is unthinkable to commits suicide under this beautiful springtime and misunderstood that Nozomu was trying to “getting more height”. After their (un)fateful encounter. Nozomu rushes to the class to start his homeroom and career of being a teacher, but it turns out that Kafuka is one is his students in his class.

But Kafuka is just only a preview of what is to come to Nozomu, as every of his students have their own quirky personalities or dangerous obsessions. Making it hard for Nozomu to overcome the challenges. As he tries to teach his students the dark side of the World from his view. Kafuka will constantly interrupts with her insights on the brightside of the World.

Nozomu's and Kafuka's fateful encounter. How will their relationship will ended up to be?

Characters

Itoshiki Nozomu

Itoshiki Nozomu

The main character.Nozomu is a very pessimistic high-school teacher. He views everything in the World extremely negative and has suicide tendencies which often fails. He is also very paranoid. He is rather popular and most of the girls in his class have feelings for him (because of many misunderstandings). It is shown that even he has a very soft and gentle side which he accidentally reveals to Kafuka (which was disguising herself at a time).

He follows Japanese culture strictly and he often wears his hakatas and kimonos. Implying his lifestyle the old Japanese ways.

It is heavily implied in the series opening and ending that he might forms a romantic relationship with Kafuka.

His name ‘Nozomu’ means ‘Hope’ in japanese, but if written with his family name horizontally. It will read ‘Zetsubou’ in kanji character which means “Despair”. Which he really hates.

Fuura Kafuka (P.N.)

Fuura Kafuka

A very strange, bizarre, childish and optimistic (to the extreme level) girl. She is a counter-part for Nozomu which views everything extremely negative. She often comes up with her positive insight on the World when Nozomu tries to give her classmate his negative insights. She “can” see even the darkest and the most sinister things in the World into something “nice”. Like hanging oneself is “gaining more height” and stalking others is an act of “true love”. She also has strange obsession in aliens.

However, her childishness and optimistic view conceals her traumatic past as it was hinted in the series. Her parents tried to commit suicide when she was a child (as she casually told Nozomu with a smile when they first met that her parents tried to “gain height” same way he just did),  her mother was possessed by evil spirits one time and was exorcised by a priest. Sometimes if watched carefully, she oftens comes in bandage around the neck or wrists in the series. Hinting her quiet suicide tendencies.

It is heavily implied through the series that she might ended up having a romantic relationship with Nozomu. As they are perfect counterpart for each other.

Her name Fuura Kafuka though, is a fake name which is derived from the name ‘Franz Kafka’ the author. Her real name remains unknown.

Komori Kiri

Komori Kiri

A fair-skinned and beautiful hikikomori girl who used to confined herself in her room at home, until Nozomu and Kafuka attempts to convince her to go to school which ultimately terrify her instead. She fell for Nozomu because Nozomu said that she would be a good suicide partner and that makes her leaves her home and come to school, but instead of studying. She becomes a hikikomori at school.

Her name Komori Kiri when reads the other way ‘Komorikiri’ it means ‘it sticks in its home’.

Tsunetsuki Matoi

Tsunetsuki Matoi

A girl who has a very affection towards to the level of stalking whomever she fell for. She will adapts her personality, clothing style even lifestyle according to her boyfriend. She fell for Nozomu after misinterpreting his words for a love confession. After which she dressed similarly to Nozomu and starts stalking him and follows him wherever he goes.

Her name ‘Tsunetsuki Matoi’ can be read as ‘Tsune Tsukimatoi’ which means ‘always dangling after’.

Kitsu Chiri

Kitsu Chiri

A girl who is a perfectionist and craves for preciseness. She must have everything to be very precise and equal to the point of near-mad as she will settles everything her way even with extreme violence and cruelty which she is fine with. Being violent as she is though. She and Nozomu accidentally slept in the same bed and she though she already slept with him and so…with her personality. She oftens demand Nozomu to takes responsibility and marry her.

Her name ‘Kitsu Chiri’ is derived from the word ‘Kitchiri’ which means ‘Precisely’.

Kobushi Abiru

Kobushi Abiru

An always bandaged girl who is suspected by her classmates and Nozomu that she is abused by her father through violence. But the true reason of her injury is that she works part-time at the zoo because she is an animal-lover…to be precise she has a tail-fetish which agitates her everytime any animals waves its tail around. She loves to pull animal’s tails which is the reason of her constant injury. She has a collection of mounted stuffed-tails at her house. She has a different-coloured eye because of her cornea transplant when she was young. She seems to have fallen for Nozomu though.

Her name ‘Kobushi Abiru’ comes from the word ‘Kobushi wo Abiru’ which means ‘Battered in Fists’.

Kimura Kaere(Kaede)

Kimura Kaere(Kaede)

A returnee to japan after facing a culture shock in some ‘western country’ which she never told anyone what country is it. She has 2 personas Kaere and Kaede.Kaere is a very western which she threatens to sues anyone if anything slightly happens to her and Kaede is a very formal japanese woman. She often use ‘wrong’ persona for the ‘wrong’ place she is in.

Her name ‘Kimura Kaere(Kaede)’ the word ‘Kaere’ means ‘to return, to go back’ which indicates her past of being disliked and chased out from the ‘western’ country she came back from.

Otonashi Meru

Otonashi Meru

A small shy young girl whose outside is very different from whom she really is inside. She doesn’t speak and communicare with other through e-mails only which she is nasty in digital world. She often use harsh word to cruely offends others with her abusive e-mails. Nozomu made her tries to speak one time only to make her has a serious mental breakdown. She is very rich and has a very influential father who will send his minions to defend her everytime she is in trouble.

Her name ‘Otonashi’ means ‘soundless’ and ‘Meru’ is Japanese word for ‘Mail’.

Harumi Fujiyoshi

Fujiyoshi Harumi

Harumi is an manga-anime otaku which her fetishes are yaoi and ears. She is a talented artist and athlete but she wasted the later one of her talent. She often fantasizes about coupling (male) x (male) manga character into making her rather very very…explicit doujinshis. Her tastes and styles are also “very” abnormal to the point of unimaginable.

Her name ‘Fujiyoshi’ derived from the word ‘Fujoshi’ which means ‘Yaoi fangirl’ and ‘Harumi’ is the site of Comiket festival before it was moved elsewhere.

Sekiutsu ‘Maria’ Tarou

Sekiutsu 'Maria' Tarou

Maria is an illegal immigrant from the poor country she never tells anyone about. She purchased her identity from a former student in Nozomu’s class and infiltrates his classroom. She is very surprised at the ‘abundance’ of food and neccessities of Japan (to be precise, how much good food go to the waste bins which she often picks up). She often smiles of how happy she is in Japan despite living in old, dusty apartment with her fellows illegal immigrants.

She is also curiously knew and speak of ‘genocide’ casually as if it is normal in her country.

Her (purchased) name ‘Sekiutsu Tarou’ derives from ‘Sekiuttaro’ which means ‘I will sell my register’.

Hito Nami

Hito Nami

The only ‘normal’ girl in Nozomu’s class (at least…when compared with her classmates). However she doesn’t like being called ‘Normal’ because of her past and her idea of being normal is being lame, boring and dull. She used to be a truant and self-destructive she plans on commiting suicide, until when she was about to jump out the window to found Nozomu hanging himself and got scared.

Why should you watch it?

Well, if you have read this far and is an anime-fan believe me it is worth a try. You will either like I said hate it or LOVE it which I think the later implies to the majority of people. Who doesn’t love a comedy and whackiness of the girls in Nozomu’s class except for some dull, serious and boring people. Catious though it is NSFW (Not Safe For Work). It’s opening and closing themes are awesome and very graphical and artistic.

Here are some sample opening and closing. Enjoy.

OP – Season 3

Closing – Season 3

Ciao! Later!

Our analysis on these fine dining events shows a problem in groups especially all-male groups of more than 3 people. These problems are

1. The ecology of: I grill, you eat.

This is one hell of a problem if the bill is shared in average per person. Problem is caused when you grill a piece of meat. Waiting for it to be cooked.

When it is done. You were gonna grab that meat, but that friend of yours snatch it with the speed of light just before you. OK fine it’s just one meat. I can do it again…And so he does it again…so does the cycle begins.
Solutions: Once the poison is invented, so does the antidote procured. Once this cycle happens. You have to use to ancient kung-fu chopstick art of meat blocking. If your opponent grab the meat the speed of light. Be faster than him and grab it first. Caution though. That bastard might be such a glutton he would take some-part raw meat and chow it down. If the piece of meat he is going to rob from you is still raw. Block him using lame excuses like I was gonna grab some veggies but chopsticks collided or whatever. Stop it dead in its track…or there will be no stopping of this robbery.

2. You steal my BBQ!! You bastard!! Note: Can also come with the above cycle.

One of the worst nightmare on BBQ table.  Often happens if the bill is ‘if you order it, you pay for it, non-shared bill’It is straight-forward. Your cheating friend will grab your meat when you are not looking and pretend nothing happens. He is basically robbing you blind!!

Solutions: Keep on high-alert. Don’t even look away even if Jessica Alba’s also in the restaurant. The offendant who commits this is often highly-trained for years in the Art of BBQ Stealing with precise control of his chopsticks and speed of the cheetah as he can steal in just a split-seconds. Keep on alert. If he’s trying to steal right under your nose. CHOPSTICK BLOCK him.

P.S.  If it’s just friendly. Don’t mind he’s your friend. 10 or 20 short is nothing. But if he robbed you like 200 or 300. I give permission to BONKIFY the bastard.

3 Types of meat-stealers.

1. Speed type

Stats:

This type relies on their high speed and precision control of their chopsticks to steal at opportunities.

Strength: Hard to defend/block against if you cannot match their speed, often attack when you’re off-guard.

Weakness: Get full or stomach ache easily, cannot do anything if you can match them, relies on your unaware opportunities.

Tips: Their attack comes in short-flurry attacks. It will be short battle. If you can win the battle of mental alertness. You win the war.

2. Glutton Type

Stats:

Their attacks are not quick or precise as speed type. But they attacks regularly and almost all the eating time and their stomachs knows no end.

Veggies attacks won’t work on them because their stomach can resist urge to bathroom.

Strength: Relentless attack, bottomless stomach, poisoning(veggies) doesn’t work

Weakness: Slow speed and average accuracy, still rely on you being off-guard

Tips: It is a battle of attrition against this type. Fend on and you will win 100%.

3. Charm Type

Stats:

Not physically dangerous. They can easily charms you on giving them some meat, or distract you and steal right under you without noticing. You cannot defend by not having a conversation with him. It’s bad for the mood. And when you talk to him, he steals.

Their attacks CANNOT be defended. Only form of defending against them is attacking them. That’s right if he steals 2, you steal 2.

Strength: Can create distractions, Indefensible attacks, Powerful conversation attacks

Weakness:  Defenseless when engaged in conversation, not scary at all if you can counter-charm him instead.

Tips: When you attack, make sure no one is noticing or he can make you a bad guy.

1. Go to ‘Insert’ tab.

2. Click on Header or Footer or Watermark. Whatever you want to add.

3. The rest should be pretty obvious. now then pick a pre-sets for header or footer or made a custom watermark.

For Excel. Sorting data is one convinience stuff. To make a sort-menu. Do the following

1. Select on data you wish to sort.

2. Go to ‘Data’ tab’.

3. Click ‘Filter.’

4. Done.